Review: BYCH Hot Yoga

It was terrible.

I was warned, but my God BYCH was terrible.

Maybe it's my first class to review, but I found my BYCH Cardio session to be a reprise of Hell.

It was non stop. Most of the students have been here before so they know the moves but I don't. I was visibly struggling. But the instructor kindly paid most attention to me, telling me where to tuck, where to stretch etc.

Workout-wise, it truly is yoga done HIIT style. In fact, there isn't even much yoga. Most of the poses were very elementary. The parts meant to kill you is the back to back sets. No rests, no breaks. Just go go go.

I was dizzy by mid-lesson and sat down to gather myself. I never properly recovered after that. I'd get up, try a few poses, feel my knees crumble, then come back down. And I kept thinking must save some energy for pole later must save must save. I under-performed.

Maybe that's why I wore my tiny head in a hood after bathing. I AM ASHAMED. I AM AN ASHAMED HALF-FUCKED YOGI.







Thank you for bringing me to my craving!

You climbed into bed with me and I stirred. You hugged me and I stretched out. Thinking I was semi-awake, you sneakily asked me who I loved. I said Gabriel and you said Gabriel who? and I said huh? and you finally went hehe okay go sleep.