I have no photos because I was almost late so neh.
Tirisula Yoga is a fitting time to come in my timeline of yoga studio reviews because it is just two shops down from Anahata Yoga. I was first attracted to their "Yoga Workshop" session. It promised fun usage of props such as sashes, blocks and walls. I was in!
Most of the folks in this class were experienced. We ended up only using a block against the wall and that activity was dangerous for me because I put my weight on it to deepen my stretch and if it slipped, my forehead would've went crashing onto the floor.
The lesson concluded without me learning too much. Hatha I was up and it was in a class full of inexperienced people, so the experienced folks shone through like a beacon. I spotted two girls who could stretch like circus whores. Too bad they had faces only a mother can love.
You cannot judge me from this. They were asking for it!
One of them saw me struggling with a deep stretch and instead of looking away, she stared straight at me while going into the pose effortlessly. What's your point, you butt ugly fuck? The other I was legit nice to till she dissed me so hey, I hope your back fucking snaps at your next lesson.
Doing yoga while holding a seething grudge against them in the subsequent Hatha II class worked out great for me. To prove myself and piss them off, I went for the kill in every move the instructor offered, even in poses that were sheer murder to me before. I stretched all my limits.
And the thing about pushing your limits, is that you never seem to find it, reaching to find only more space where you think your limits reside. SO GUESS WHAT YOU BUTT-UGLY FUCKS, YOU GAVE ME A NEW STRETCH!
The instructor was brilliant and I loved her for coming up with a Hatha II class so amazing. I learnt lots of new poses and revisited old favourites today. I am fucking amazing with my crow now with the bouncing technique. TIME TO TRANSITION INTO A TRIPOD STAND WITHOUT CRYING!
It was a good three-hour yoga marathon. I am satisfied!
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