I think I like my probation officer.

But that besides, it was a fairly uneventful day of my parents forcing me into iphone 5. I don't mean to sound like an unappreciative buttwipe but I love my current phone. It has stuck through me for a 1 year now.

Happy anniversary baby. Sorry for all the times mummy dropped you when she got drunk. Which is quite regular so I am now extra apologetic for my clumsiness. Mummy will go drop herself later to atone for it.

For all my readers:

You are cordially invited to the grand demise of my nightlife starting from now to an indefinite time as the singapore goverment just wants to keep me at home watching my plants grow. Please bring something safe I can do after 10pm as a sympathy gift yeah?

To my nightlife, I toast you. My condolences to me.