I am a very happy and content girl :)



But anyway, laoban has severely disappointed me and I'm pretty sure I won't give a fuck about it's grand clementi opening. Will probably do end up going because my friends are taohuey fanatics and I would go anywhere and eat anything disapppointing for them.

I realize I had varying stages of drunk. It's very interesting to me. I don't realize I have all that in me till it unlocks on the night itself. Let me give you (and future sober nicole) a run-down of them.

Stage 1: Happy, loud drunk
Achievement unlocked @: most clubs!

I am regularly in this state, probably under the influence of 2 mixed tequila or 1 tequila shot and other assorted weak drinks. This is my almost-happiest stage. I probably lose a little balance and can't walk without help.

Stage 2: Loud, vigorous drunk
Achievement unlocked @: avalon & rebel!

I enjoy this state the best. The alcohol intake here would probably be 3 or more tequila mixed and shots of whatever my friends are having. This is my happiest stage. I have no fucking balance at all but I can dance without feeling any social shame. I probably shout lyrics and do weird hand signs at this point.

Stage 3: Bored drunk
Achievement unlocked @: mink

This comes when I've had enough drinks but people keep offering and because I'm that bored, I'll take it. This should be the part where I just tell myself I hate all clubs and fuck alcohol but I'll forget that notion when I enter the next stage of drunk.

Stage 4: Sad drunk
Achievement unlocked @: helipad

I have had too many drinks, but people will pour from their bottles and I will enter sad drunk. And at this point, I will reminisce about the greatest failures of my life and I'll just dance along just so the person with me will be having a good time.

Stage 5: Weeping, uncontrollable drunk
Achievement unlocked @ zouk

I've definitely gotten drunk too early in the night and I'm going to pay for it. Most probably drinks kept coming and I can walk everywhere by myself, mainly to the toilet to try to throw up or just cry and be fucking miserable out of my fucking mind. I hate this state. This is me in full-fledged depressed mode, and most of the time I don't even know why I'm upset.

Stage 6: Violent drunk
Achievement unlocked @ rebel

This stage is most probably the worst I can get into. I most likely have seen a lot of friends that night and it must have made me very happy. I'm always manically happy before I fall. And then I'll see dudes grinding my girl or me. The polite nicole is me dies and I publicly embarrass any "friends" trying to hold onto me and my girl by violently shaking them off and pulling my girl (hazel or be usually) away and shove anyone who gets in my fucking exit from the offenders. At this point, I probably need a drink to put me back into just loud drunk, but prior to that I'll shove everyone in my path and glare at whoever the fuck dares to touch my girlfriend.

I really love/ hate alcohol addled me.