Monday, April 20, 2015

When push comes to shove

Carousell is driving me insane.

There is this unparalleled satisfaction when I close a deal. The amount varies but one thing is consistent; I reply faster than their mums. I have not seen anyone with my kind of track record.

And the primary reason for my positive feedback is always, "wtf she replies at the speed of light!"

So much so, so quickly so, that for the first time in my life, I am actually running out of things to sell. I even had to start rejecting folks. Especially the guy who wanted charles darwin's "on the origin of the species". Who even reads that?!

I can't imagine not doing this in some part of my life, whether big or small. I imagine getting a advertisement or business contract is a thousand times more satisfying than this, and that this is just the teaser to greater achievements.

But hey all things start small, don't they?















I want to lay my hair in bed and make love to it oh fuck so gorgeous you red thing.

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