Actually little things don't stick deep at all. They prod a bit then it feels like an itch, not so much what it's supposed to be. Okay no no no that's off topic. What I was trying to say is: little things stick deep.
Nuggets of wisdom from around me:
"It's a bad day, not a bad life."
Told April I was having a bad day because I saw a cunt's face and she celestially quoted said quote. I think April needs to update her software and download more emotions.
"But that's the peak of any adrenaline, it'll be hard to beat that."
Told my uncle about my skydiving and how it felt to feel like dying 14000 feet in the air. He gave me a small nod then proceeded to quote said quote. And my mind went into a state of horrific clarity and I have been searching for new extreme sports to beat skydiving since.
AND I SHALL START WITH BUNGEE JUMPING IN TWO WEEKS!
""Amithaba," as he kills an ant and sweeps it off the table."
Was minding my own business having my drinks with the rest when Tony saw an ant trying to get to our table. Now we certainly did not provide a guest list for said insect so he quoted said quote then killed it and swept it off the table. It was such a moment of realisation. Ants have lives too!
Okay that came off a bit more cruel than intended but you get it.
I could go on, but then I'm starting to feel really unwise in the wise wise world of my friends so I shall abruptly stop her-

Want to know what's big deal about the 28th SEA Games? Well, besides the glorious fact that I'm working there (eh heh heh heh), I really don't know too so why not you watch us on our channel and find out!
Simply tune into sportsg on youtube and follow us as we cover the more interesting sports, live! I will be on the live commentary here and there, trying my best to understand offside and match point as I learn the vulgarities from all the 11 participating asian countries.
And I will see you there!
Want to know what's big deal about the 28th SEA Games? Well, besides the glorious fact that I'm working there (eh heh heh heh), I really don't know too so why not you watch us on our channel and find out!
Simply tune into sportsg on youtube and follow us as we cover the more interesting sports, live! I will be on the live commentary here and there, trying my best to understand offside and match point as I learn the vulgarities from all the 11 participating asian countries.
And I will see you there!
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