Let me tell you about this wonderland. Palm gardens is a place of great, ethereal beauty. It is like all the design and architectural gods up above decided to come together for a great competition to see who can create a masterpiece of a landscape. The losers' artworks are now in perpetual physicality in Marine Parade and Jurong West, and the winners' artworks are now captured in structure in Choa Chu Kang and Serangoon North. But there can only be a single winner, and easy as grace, Palm Gardens took the crown and placed it on herself while the rest of the estates of Singapore threw themselves at her feet.
Palm gardens had a pool that must be at some point a divine holding well for a Dowager's immortality juice bath and is now instead a perfect playpen of a pool to loud kids and obnoxious fat swimmers (horrific trade-down to say the least). She also has a little pond where (specifically stupid short bloggers incapable of doing anything logical and physical to get to her wishes) people toss wishing coins and ashes into. She even has an adequate gym and a mini-mart with strange alcohol.
Combine weird, new alcohol and a pool and a pond and food you get the perfect explosion of a Garden Of Eden (Now Improved!) in the north of Choa Chu Kang, in this picturesque of a place we so fondly and reverently call "Palm Gardens".
Would I wake up everyday to the frail breeze of Palm Garden's in my small, shoe boxed and definitely not value for money apartment everyday? Why yes, yes I would. Will I shamelessly and willingly drink my morning milo in a cup, emblazoned across "I♥PG"? Oh yes, yes I will (and I will get a matching shirt with that slogan. most probably bedsheets too. and curtains). Am I willing to take this landscape as my lawfully wedded husband? God help me, yes, yes I do.
I am aware that I'm full of shit hahaha.
I'm also aware that Palm Gardens should hire me as their spokesperson.
Tonight was hazel and keryuan!
Chatted about everything and nothing and apparently my friends are getting big nice internships now. Syahirah is interning at eBay and keryuan is interning at AXN and hazel is now finally enrolled in La Selle. In unrelated news, I'm probably going to fail engineering part 2 of 3. AGAIN.
This is depressing. I abruptly end here.
Babeeeee it's never too late to pick yourself up trust me :) Great seeing u back in Palm Gardens that night!
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