I hate it when people ask me why I show this tattoo so much.

Fuck you and fuck your mother, this is my proudest ink and for a lot of reason, I am in a love-hate relationship with it. You bitch about the days I'm in love with it and keep silent for the days I hate it.

Can I fuck around your proudest matter too? Can I say "why you keep showing it off" when you keep taking photos of your uni notes and can I say "why you keep saying good makeup day" when you keep taking photos of your face in full, 3metres thick paint?

No?

Then don't come fuck around mine.